MARSocial Author Business Enhancement Humor Post
Excerpt from, The Danish Pastry
After he got fingerprinted, Dax was taken to an investigation room:
Detective: “Okay, let’s start at the beginning. Tell me again, how did you get that Beemer?”
Dax: “Like I said, a red-haired lady who was a guest at the Hotel Del Coronado gave them to me.”
Detective: “Now, why would she do that?”
Dax: “She was on the beach. I saw her bag.”
Detective: “Her bag?”
Dax: “Never mind about the bag.”
Detective: “You don’t tell me never mind–I tell you never mind. Got that? What about the bag?”
Dax: “Sorry detective. I saw that she had a nice Dolce & Gabbana bag, so I introduced myself.”
Detective: “Because of her bag?”
Dax: “It’s a long story.”
Detective: “We have all night.”
Dax: “Crap.”
Detective: “What was that?”
Dax: “Sorry. Since I work at the hotel, I like to introduce myself to the…
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