Remind me to never go back to that computer store—the people who work there ask difficult questions. The store clerk probably saw my dazed and confused look while I thumbed through something called CD’s for computers . . . or are they called discs? I don’t know. What’s the difference, anyway? They’re both round. But whatever it was I was looking at could do some very cool things using my computer—like make my own business cards, make my own cards, install (that’s a word I don’t understand, but have come to accept) new fonts and stuff like that. Cool.
While at the store, a clerk ran to me and asked, “Do you need some help?”
Me: “D’Oh?”
Clerk: “What do you mean?”
Me: “That means, how do I know if I need help? I don’t understand what I’m looking at.”
Clerk: “Well, first of all, do you have a PC…
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