Tonight I’ll share some quotes from famous people rewritten to what they would have been if those people had been cats:
Isaac Newton
If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of lions.
It is the weight, not numbers of mice that is to be regarded.
We build too many walls and not enough mousetraps.
We build too many chicken coops and not enough ovens.
Robert E. Lee
I like catnip. I always did, and that is why I never sniff it.
Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one.
John Barrymore
Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open, just like mice.
You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
Greta Garbo
My talents fall within definite limitations. I am not as versatile a mouser as some think.
If only…
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