Tonight we’re looking taking a break from ice cream and looking at how to ruin hot dogs. At first glance the humble hot dog seems like an easy food to ruin, but we’ll find out in just a few moments.
Before we begin, I want to offer these normal words of warning:
WARNING: DO NOW READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU ENJOY FOOD!
The rest of this post is designed to be humorous and is not intended to be taken seriously. Any attempt to ingest the substance described in the following paragraphs is not suggested and should be avoided. You’ve been warned.
History of tonight’s food:
While a single thought about hot dogs would seem to suggest little odd about them, a bit of digging into their storied history shows that the origin of the hot dog is as confusing as any food I’ve tackled here before.
Even the century that…
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