Tonight I thought I’d try something a bit different. Instead of looking at different ways to ruin a food, I thought I’d high light a few foods that come pre-ruined.
While this list may be slightly controversial, I feel that it’s mostly true.
A list is the best way to get started, so…
- Rutabaga: Do you really want to ruta a bega?
- Turnips: Turn nips, something that nips as you turn?
- Brussels sprouts: A sprouted city?
- Cauliflower: California flowers?
- Lima beans: Beans from Lima? Really? Couldn’t you be a bit more globally accepting? Are beans from Lima really that much better? What if you grow them in Texas?
- Field corn: Doesn’t all corn grow in fields? This just happens to be nearly inedible.
What about foods and drinks that are named funny?
- Walnuts: Nuts that grow on walls? Or nuts from Walmart? Either way…
- Gin: Are you drinking or playing…
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