Thanks for joining me on this fine Wednesday night, I’ve got a few new joke and a few old jokes. I hope you enjoy.
What kind of music do cats like?
String music.
What happens if a cat gets into a vat of butter while being chased by a dog?
It gives the dog the slip.
A billionaire was traveling with his dog, an official stopped him and demanded to know if his dog had papers, the billionaire replied “Papers? Who has papers these days? I’ll have you know my dog owns three news channels!”
It was the fight of the century, triple layer chocolate cake vs Gelato. They were evenly match through the first five rounds, in the sixth round it looked like the cake had finally found Gelato’s weakness, but Gelato fought bravely on. In the seventh round Gelato managed win win the match on a TKO. When…
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