Beyond reason, beyond sense, lies man.

In millions of years (days?) hence, when they try to understand our demise, they will return to this.

They won’t understand it. They’ll read and read and read, book after book after book and still they won’t understand it.

They’ll turn to film, to documentaries, to chat shows, to anywhere words might lie, spoken, written, unrehearsed, carefully constructed. And still they won’t understand it.

Let me try and explain…

If you are told a watermelon cannot be split and you split a watermelon, would you think the universe had collapsed? Would you then spend hours debating whether or not the watermelon should have been split?

The proposed minutes for  THE COUNCIL FOR THE ARBRITRATION OF ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO ALL THINGS (previously known as the WANKERS until a disagreement over the use of the definite article: some felt it suggested they were the only wankers, others felt it quite…