Tonight we’re looking at french fries and how to ruin them. Everyone has had a french fry, but I doubt many people have given any thought on how perfect they can be. That is not the focus of this post, of course, tonight we’re looking at how to ruin them.
Before we begin, I want to offer these normal words of warning:
WARNING: DO NOW READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU ENJOY FOOD!
The rest of this post is designed to be humorous and is not intended to be taken seriously. Any attempt to ingest the substance described in the following paragraphs is not suggested and should be avoided. You’ve been warned.
History of tonight’s food:
The origins of french fries are almost as confusing as most of the foods I’ve looked at over the past few months, of course, it seems that I have a talent at finding foods that…
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