Tonight I have a few questions you may want to ask your cat.
1. Are you a cat or a kangaroo?
Ask this question if your cat is constantly leaping onto things, such as refrigerators, dressers and bookshelves.
2. Are yo getting paid to destroy things?
This question is related to the last one. No cat can jump up on stuff without the overwhelming desire to knock things off.
3. Are you trying an experiment to see if xyz is breakable?
This question is also related to the first two. You must realize that your cat might be thinking that it’s a great scientist testing a hypothesis that something is or is not breakable.
4. I thought cats were supposed to sleep a lot.
This question is one you’ve undoubtedly asked yourself after playing with your cat for an hour without him or her wearing out the slightest. You are…
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