Malia’s conversation with herself:
Mirror Malia: Malia! It’s wonderful to meet you. Am I pronouncing your name correctly?
Regular Malia: Nope. You’re way off. It rhymes with Maria, not Talia. Or Somalia.
Mirror Malia: Great! Thanks for setting me straight. And might I add that you’re looking quite lovely today?
Regular Malia: Why thank you! I got this fancy new outfit just for the occasion.
Mirror Malia: You have excellent taste! So, let’s get started. How does it feel to be a rich and famous author?
Regular Malia: (An uncomfortable pause) Oh, uh, well, I’m, uh, not rich and famous.
Mirror Malia: You’re not?
Regular Malia: No. Besides, I didn’t write my books for that reason. I’m not saying it wouldn’t be incredibly awesome, but I think one of the most important parts of writing is the readers. Every writer should write for…
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