God has been stalking me. Online. Now mind you, I think it could possibly be a God Fraud, (He spells his name Godd) but I still find it enormously flattering and will NOT get a restraining order. It all started when I couldn’t resist clicking on the “See Who Viewed You Recently,” button on “Linked In.” And there he was!
Godd’s Profile on LinkedIn
PROFESSIONS:
1. Vacuum Salesman (Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness?)
2. Detective/Investigator (God Works in Mysterious Ways?)
3. Atlas Van Lines (God Can Move Heaven AND Earth?)
4. Beef Industry (Holy Cow!)
5. Math Teacher (Your Numbers Up!)
He also endorsed me for Writing Poetry, Building Toothpick Sculptures and Cooking Meatloaf Shaped like a Heart. How on earth did Godd ever know that??
The next thing I knew, Godd sent me a Friend Request on Facebook!! For Heaven’s sake!
So I checked him out there…
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