Tonight I’m updating a few famous quotes… and giving you a cat’s rebuttal to them. I hope you enjoy these.
I’ll start by giving you the original quote, then the updated quote and finally a cat’s take.
I think, therefore I am. – René Descartes.
Updated: I tweet, therefore I am.
A cat’s take: If you tweet you must be a bird… I’m in the mood for some wings!
A rose, by any other name, would still smell as sweet. – William Shakespeare.
Updated: Politics, by any name, still smells like sewage.
A Cat’s take: You know what I’d like to smell right now? Roasting chicken.
Would you persuade, speak of interest, not of reason. – Benjamin Franklin
Updated: If you want to persuade, blog truth, don’t tweet rumors.
A cat’s take: Only birds tweet. If you don’t want to be my lunch, give me food… that chicken should be…
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