It’s Wednesday again, time for more joke! I’m not sure if you’ll enjoy these jokes, but I have high hopes.
Tonight I’m going to try something new, I’m going to write a joke in different ways, I want you to tell me in the comments which one you enjoy.
Why do…
Why do baseball teams refuse to hire gardeners to pull weeds?
Because they want more rooting.
Why do pirates sleep poorly?
Because they drink grog.
How do…
How do you tell if a pirate drank watered rum?
He’s groggy.
How do you know if a parrot once belonged to a pirate?
It’s not easy, but an eye patch and cutlas are two good clues.
Jokes
In deep space there is a planet inhabited by a race of people made entirely out of gold. They also are incredibly rude. They are known as the cold gold golems.
A cowboy was…
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