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Jokes for August 13th

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It’s Wednesday again, time for more joke! I’m not sure if you’ll enjoy these jokes, but I have high hopes.
Tonight I’m going to try something new, I’m going to write a joke in different ways, I want you to tell me in the comments which one you enjoy.

Why do…

Why do baseball teams refuse to hire gardeners to pull weeds?
Because they want more rooting.

Why do pirates sleep poorly?
Because they drink grog.

How do…

How do you tell if a pirate drank watered rum?
He’s groggy.

How do you know if a parrot once belonged to a pirate?
It’s not easy, but an eye patch and cutlas are two good clues.

Jokes

In deep space there is a planet inhabited by a race of people made entirely out of gold. They also are incredibly rude. They are known as the cold gold golems.

A cowboy was…

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About The Owl Lady

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Viv Drewa is a Michigan native who has enjoyed reading and writing since 1963. Though she studied medicinal chemistry at the University of Michigan, her passion has always been writing. She had been awarded third place for her nonfiction short story about her grandfather's escape from Poland. Later, she rewrote this story and was published in the "Polish American Journal" as "From the Pages of Grandfather's Life" and has republished it on Amazon.com as a short story. Viv took creative and journalism courses to help in her transition to fulfill her dream of becoming a writer. She worked as an intern for Port Huron's 'The Times Herald", and also wrote, edited and did the layout or the Blue Water Multiple Sclerosis newsletter "Thumb Prints." She also has a business promoting authors. Owl and Pussycat Book Promotions. Viv, her husband Bob and their cat Princess, live in Port Huron, Michigan.

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