…if yeez are inclined to study animal behaviour, I guarantee yeez’ll find no more fascinating creatures to observe than yer common-or-garden species of Shooman Being… particularly if yeez delve into the sub-species of ‘Travelling-Persons’, and even more specifically, the sub-sub-species, ‘Airline-Haunting-Traveller’ variety… these wanderers may arrive at the departure airport anywhere from six hours prior, to three minutes before, the scheduled flight take-off, and the bulk of that time is spent chattering on a mobile phone… let me overwhelm yeez with additional taxonomic ‘subbing’, the sub-sub-sub-species, the ‘I’m-So-Feckin-Important-And-Perpetually-Busy’ genus of voyager…

…airport First Class and Business Class lounges for those of yeez who ever merit entry to them is a wilderness which seems to breed this latter species… yeez can’t mistake them… sum’times they converse on one, or worse still, two bluudy cellphones simultaneously with counter parties they prob’ly said ‘goodbye’to not more than forty minutes ago……