Use one of these jokes at your next meeting.
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A doctor was taking her four-year-old to preschool. The doctor’s stethoscope was on the car seat and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
“Be still, my heart,” thought the physician, “my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!”
Then the child spoke into the instrument: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?”
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Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his father if there was any chance of him getting a car for his birthday.
“Okay,” said his father. “I’ll tell you what I’ll do. If you can get your grades up to A’s and B’s, study your Bible, and get your hair cut, I’ll consider the matter very seriously.”
A couple of weeks later, Danny went back to his father who said, “I’m really impressed by your commitment to…
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