…this ol’ Jurassic was born and bred in Dockland Govan in Glasgow, which de facto makes ‘English’ a foreign language… certain phraseology is found only within the borders of Caledonia and within the vocabularies of Scots, wherever they may land on the planet (people are Scotland’s best exports)… in truth, when first I ventured South of the Border to WURK in Lombard Street, the epicentre of London’s financial district, I claimed I was there as a Missionary… I was forced to slow down my rate of speech delivery even to be partially understood by the natives (some of whom were, indeed, revolting)… it was around the same time that the Political Labour Party, boasted a Deputy Prime Minister called George Brown… whatever else he achieved in his political machinations, his contribution to the Labour Party Cabinet meetings must have included surveys and research on booze…Mister George Brown
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