WHILE YOUR SPOUSE WATCHES THE SUPERBOWL, TAKE A MAGICAL TRIP WITH A MUSE WHO’S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A MORTAL.

TERPSICHORE IN LOVE is a Celestial Romance filled with Romance, Drama, and Funny scenes that will keep you reading to the end.

Here’s a humorous excerpt where Dan is grilled by two of Terpsichore’s sister Muses.

Polly turned her attention back to Dan. “Now, being a mere human puts you in a difficult position to properly squire Terpsichore. Our lovely sister has been to every exotic locale in the world, experienced the finest cuisine in the ritziest restaurants, and has enjoyed countless breathtaking rendezvous’ in the past.” She smiled. “Plus she’s doubtlessly been wooed by the strongest, handsomest, and most suavely debonair men the earth has ever had to offer.”

“Thanks, Polly.” Dan sighed. “I think I’ll finally take Calliope’s recent advice and slit my wrists and throat with a rusty razor.”

He tried to stand up again. The Muses chuckled, grabbed his arms, and pulled him down before they locked their arms in his.

“What Polly meant was,” Butterfly glared at her sister, “you have to be innovative to keep Terri’s attention. Try to do things with the sweetie she hasn’t done before.”

Polly grimaced. **I couldn’t have said it any vaguer myself, Euterpe.**

**Call me Euterpe again and I’ll vague you into a session of Parliament with no clothes on, Polyhymnia.** Butterfly stuck out her tongue. **Word to your mother.**

Polly glanced at Dan. “I still haven’t forgiven her for poofing me into that dungeon during the Inquisition.” She huddled closer to him, as if frightened by her perky sister. “The Christians came this close,” she put her thumb and forefinger inches apart, “to stabbing me with a red hot poker.”

“She’s exaggerating, Dan.” Butterfly laughed. “We can poof ourselves out of danger toot sweet.” Her face darkened for a moment. “Well, usually.” She playfully slapped at Polly’s hand. “Focus, Sis. We’re here to help Dan, not revisit the past.” **Although I hear Guantanamo is a lovely place to take a vacation.**

Polly sniffed out her irritation, took his hand, and stroked it softly. “Fine, but you’re getting to be a real sourpuss lately, Butterfly.” She smiled at Dan. “Alright, the task at hand is to take Terpsichore someplace new and exciting – any ideas?”

Dan shrugged. “Well, Georgia does have some interesting tourist attractions; Stone Mountain, Six Flags, the Atlanta Botanical Gardens, and…um…Underground Atlanta.”

Polly rolled her blue eyes. “She’s hiked up Mt. Kilimanjaro, partied with the Grateful Dead at Woodstock, helped design the Garden of Eden, watched every work of art in the Louvre being created, and marveled at the sight of Atlantis sinking under the waves.” She sneered. “Dan, I’m afraid she’s been there, done that – exquisitely.”

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