I’m thinking of getting a cat.
The dog won’t like it, of course… but that, just at present, is fine.
I have a few requirements from this prospective new member of the household. First and foremost, it must be illiterate. It is bad enough having to compete with the dog for reviews, and the fan mail is all hers too. And that is quite without finding tennis balls on my desk or jammed against the power switch of the printer.
She does my writerly ego no good at all when every post of hers gets far more views than mine… and always more comments and compliments… when she is a household name worldwide while I shiver in the obscurity of my garret…
So. Illiterate, with no interest in changing that status. That’s a must.
I think I would prefer a feline with a dairy allergy…
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Thank you Viv xxx
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This was so funny!!!! Had to share. Hugz to you and Ani! @v@ ❤
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Hugs, Viv x
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