Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…it has been said so many times before… the thinnest book in the world is ‘Collected Tales of a Scotsman’s Generosity’… a saying, it should be emphasised, put about by people who live south of Hadrian’s Wall… be that as it may, this ol’ Jurassic is primed to enter the…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…in some of the science fiction movies, yer heroes and heroines are often endowed with the ability to clone themselves… to be more than one thing at the one time… to be in more than one location at the one time… and as yeez sat there in the cinema kids’…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…I remember with a smile, some years ago, watching an episode of the David Letterman Show… in the course of his monologue he told the audience of his experience that morning in the shower… when he had finished his morning ritual, he realised that he had used the hair conditioner…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…I’m getting fascinating feedback from this posting I threw on to Facebook this morning: …here’s a wee bit of Facebook distraction for yeez (as if we need any more, right!)… imagine yerself as the host or hostess at a dinner party where you are able to invite twelve other real…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…most self-respecting quill-scrapers worth the label will admit it’s nice to have sales… yer bills have to be paid… yer candles for the virtually-lit garret have to be bought… that sneaky wee thing called ‘Life’ sum’times requires income… moolah… folding stuff… squiggles on the credit side of yer bank account……

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…when yeez become a quill-scraper, lots of people are genuinely interested to know from where yeez conjure up yer characters… for this ol’ Jurassic, a simple delve back into my formative youth in Docklands Govan in Glasgow provides a mix of many colourful personalities… our family lived on the ground…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…this ol’ Jurassic’s been around long enuff to believe in the truism that plenty of us can have hundreds of acquaintances, maybe even more for the ultra-gregarious among us… but few in our midst have more than a handful or two of enduring friendships … the kind of bonding unblemished…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…Jack..Jack… how could yeez let yer guard down to talk to Ms Dreadfulle about herself… yes, yes… I know she’s got her ‘ways’….but, ye’ve got yer image to think of, man… here’s what the woman wrote on her web page, http://blackfriarscourant.wordpress.com : Exclusive Interview with Jack Calder of International Security…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…I wonder how many of yeez Lads and Lassies of Blog Land can remember, as I can, those terror-laced school days when yer school teacher was mad at yeez… it could have been coz yeez were ‘talking too loudly at the back, there, Master Gallacher’… or a professorial outrage fuelled…