Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…there’s those who think me a tad strange that I’ve never possessed a driving licence in my life… indeed, there’s also those who deem me a tad weird for many other reasons, but that’s another story… so far, I’ve survived into that age category classified as, ‘my WURD, yeez are…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…it’s quite possible that many of yeez have had the same experience in yer lives… the surprising and often unwitting discovery that yeez may have stumbled upon a brand new language… in the nature of linguistics, by definition, a ‘new’ language will be decipherable to a limited number of speakers……

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
..there are many vocations and professions that I’ve aspired to follow during my time on this planet, but there’s an absolute standout not-suited-for-the-job slot … that of a fisherman… I don’t mean the banging-out-onto-torrid-oceans type of fisherman, hauling in tons o’ silver-finned darlin’s, yeez understand… heck, no… I get seasick…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…if yeez see a bunch of ten guys in a bar discussing any sport yeez choose, chances are there’ll be ten different opinions on whatever the issue at hand… go to a coffee morning clutch with a dozen ladies talking about the previous night’s television soap opera episode… same thing—twelve…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…granted, I come from the nation that gave yeez ‘Braveheart’… but this ol’ Jurassic lays no claim to possessing fortitude and courage in great quantity… I’m even scared to watch cartoons like Little Red Riding Hood and, (yipes!), the Big Bad Wolf, let alone the Govan Jigsaw Massacre… up until…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…many of yeez who are unfamiliar with the Holy Month of Ramadan have asked me a question or two… such as, ‘how does business get affected?’… in essence of course, the Holy Month is precisely what it says, and all practicing Muslims adhere to the tenets involved, including fasting during…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…if yeez’ll bear with me today, and allow a wee post with less levity than my normal offerings… my recurrent chestnut is worth a shine… everyone, yes, everyone, yeez meet is fighting some sort of battle yeez know NUTHIN about… be kind, always… I’ve quoted it several times during the last…