Tag Archive | diet
Enforced abstention
Originally posted on Sue Vincent's Daily Echo:
I’ve been living on just toast and yoghurt this week, Which is okay, but not all that nice, And especially when there is chocolate around, I admit, a perennial vice. But my innards are wonky, my back has gone south And my throat is all miserable too,…
A diet that’s the dog’s dinner
Originally posted on Sue Vincent's Daily Echo:
I’d like to introduce you to the best reducing diet, While others can be boring this one’s always been a riot. Your portion size is always halved and as for calories They disappear before your eyes, as easy as you please! All thoughts of cake an little…
Happy New Year 2015!!!
yadadarcyyada We love new things… New babies (although that seems redundant, they can’t be old babies), new clothes, movies, cars, houses, friends, and we love a new year. It gives us the illusion of hope, that the ‘new’ part implies a new beginning, again, redundant, there can’t really be an old beginning. I used to […]
My Birthday, New Year’s Resolutions – Those aren’t the floorboards creaking
yadadarcyyada I should have stood in bed…I don’t know where that joke came from, other than my Dad used to say it, but some mornings more than others, I understand. I got up the morning of a birthday and realized the creaking I heard as I walked away from my bed wasn’t from the floorboards. […]
Viv Drewa - The Owl Lady 