Tag Archive | funny
Monday Funny – Puns
Originally posted on Author Don Massenzio:
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. Claustrophobic people are…
JUST MORE OF MY ODD THOUGHTS
Originally posted on dab10author:
My daughters read creapypasta.com stories and tell me about it. My wife likes the jump scare games on her phone and tells me about it. This is what my mind did with this information. With creepypasta.com closed to new submissions Ben Drowned was bored. He came up with the idea…
A FEW MORE ODD JOKES
Originally posted on dab10author:
I haven’t posted in a while so I thought I would give a funny or two. A man in a restaurant was making an ass of himself. The wait staff had enough,? the all went to the table and removed everything from it. As he complained to the manager, “Then…
Happy Valentine’s Day!
“Congratulations,” my friend said upon hearing we were expecting a baby girl. “Your wife is about to introduce you to the love of your life.” This Valentine’s day, I h… Source: Happy Valentine’s Day!
You Know You’re A Writer When….
Originally posted on Kristen Lamb's Blog:
So, I am gearing up for Nanowrimo and (of course) Hubby decides to get the flu because he is plotting against me and secretly doesn’t want me to succeed it is cold and flu season and this stuff just happens. Poor thing. Anyway, this means I was up…
Still More Awkward Book Titles
Originally posted on Nicholas C. Rossis:
Following the great titles in my previous posts, Awkward Moments in Children’s Books and More Awkward Moments in Children’s Books, here are some more… erm… unusual book titles, courtesy of the Bored Panda. Naturally, cats are the very first subject to come to mind, proving that pussies were popular long before the Internet was invented:…