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8 Ways to Make People on Twitter Want to Stab Us IN THE FACE
Originally posted on Kristen Lamb's Blog:
Image via QuickMeme One would think a lot of what I teach about social media (Twitter) would be self-explanatory, but hey…we live in a world where a box of frozen corn dogs has a warning that I need to REMOVE the corn dogs from the box BEFORE placing…
…Authors… a daft wee post, this, maybe… but, are yeez emb’dy in particular?…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
? …I’ll be the first to admit my wee grey cells often barge around in utter confusion up there… thoughts sum’times come flying in and out at the strangest whim… today, I decided to sit quietly amid the hustle and bustle of a huge shopping-mall complex, enjoying an ice cream in…
…sum’where along the line, I must have fallen out with the music Gods, Apollo and Pan…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…this ol’ Jurassic has few enuff talents to crow about, so when I have sum’thing I do reasonably well, I’m not averse to telling yeez… in my youth I was a reasonable tenor, and competed with considerable success singing in Gaelic at the Scottish National Mod Festivals… the LUV of…
…Master Gallacher’s guide to being a trainee Iconic-Author-in-Waiting… ye’re welcome…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…p’raps a huge piece of tongue in a large cheek, this post, but bear with it… yeez might just see a wee glimmer of truth in it… when this ol’ Jurassic played among the backstreets of Dockland Govan in Glasgow, about, oh, a hundred years ago, much of the magic…
…the clock is ticking… the click is tocking… eleven days before the dearth…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…yeez know that feeling yeez get when a shop in yer Main Street closes down for renovation?… it’s a bit like that… part of the sequence of events in my arrangements with new publishing partners, Crooked Cat Publishing, is the removal from the Great God Amazon of my Jack Calder…
… a wee recap Post… for, well, no particular reason at all… enjoy…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…I was reading on her blog some of the back-posts from Author pal, Alison Jack, and behold and lo, there was a wee piece I Guest-Posted to her terrific page in December 2103… being the narcissistic Caledonian God-let that I am, it caused me to smile (well, if I don’t…
…I’ve pending news which I can’t reveal to yeez right now… well, I could, but then I’d have to kill yeez…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…NUTHIN lasts forever, so ‘they’ say… but change is in the air… and positive change for this ol’ Jurassic… okay, well, a wee hint… unsurprisingly, p’raps, it’s to do with my books…. those Jack Calder crime thriller masterpieces of mine that have bumped around the eBooks circuit for a little while……
…Author pals, (and others)… how ‘old’ do yeez wanna be?…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…yeez kinda get an inkling that the ‘age’ thing might be catching up on yeez, if, instead of looking at yer watch and saying, ‘Oh, look, is it that time again, already?’ yeez look at the calendar and say, ‘Oh, look, is it that date again, already?’… another natal landmark…
…Author Miriam Drori… a smashing Guest Post from one of my Crooked Cat Publishing writing pals…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
… yeez’ll get a giggle today out of my Guest Blogger, Author Miriam Drori, who proclaims occasional difficulty in understanding some of the WURDS I per’times use in this ‘ere blog… I’ll let yeez into a wee secret… there are even Scottish people who don’t understand what I’m on about,…
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