Tag Archive | Humor
…a trio of crime thriller gems by a 24-carat writer from the Emerald Isle… Authoress, Brid Wade…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…yeez all know by now, I’m inundated with gazillions of terrific pals on the internet… tons of quill-scrapers, and that most precious of breeds… readers… an Author pal, Brid Wade delights me by agreeing to render a Guest Blog piece… a glance through the reviews section on her Amazon-listed Matt…
…the Big Bid for Infant Freedom… and the dire consequences lurking thereby…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…from the outset, this ol’ Jurassic would like to make it clear that I’m not a strong advocate for needless wholesale corporate punishment… but there are times when the administration of… of… well… just read on… it’s almost a ‘once-upon-a-time’ true story… over 60 years ago, when Master Gallacher was possessed…
…Happy 1,293rd Birthday, George, the piano-player!…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…this ol’ Jurassic is an absolute adoree of human ingenuity… and the simpler it’s manifested, the better… about thirty-plus years ago, when I lived in Hong Kong in the Far East, I did what tons of yer fellow expatriates did around holiday break time… headed off for the (then) relatively…
…(yet another) daft Amazon anti-Authors ROOL, #127(d), (amended)…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…this ol’ Jurassic may not be blessed with the monopoly of wee grey braincells in the publishing industry…. but I’ll bet yeez a pound to a penny my cranium houses more than the collective intelligence of the whizz-kid geniuses in the Amazon ROOLS and reg’lations division… fr’instance, about a year…
…and so it begins…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…it’s amazing what’s yeez can see and hear when yeez really look and listen long enuff… it all started with a small shrill cry of a wee birthing baby boy in a bed in a single-end city tenement… the warmth and comfort of a suckling mother, relieved the nine-month carry was over……
…not for the faint-hearted… Death by Eye-Kee-Ah…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…there’s sum’thing robustly fair in being ‘ungifted’ in certain things… this ol’ Jurassic prides himself in a proficiency in cerebral pursuits… splendidly superb at Sudoko… craftily creative with crosswords… magically meticulous in mental ‘rithmetic… persuasively polished in poetry… the activity for ‘that’ side of the brain is factory-ish… but, the…
…if yeez ever doubt that our wunnerful Authors family is global…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…part of my day job as a corporate restructuring trouble-shooter (no, not trouble-maker, Mabel) involves travelling to wherever my clients require me to be on the planet… currently, my coins, wristwatch, belt buckle and other metallic ornamentation about my body are regularly testing the security detection systems at Abu Dhabi…
Monday Morning Humor-Shortened Songs for ADD. Tim can say that.
Originally posted on ronovanwrites:
This could alternately be called Shortened Songs for Today’s kids. I mean seriously, the attention span of kids today is about as long as it takes Mario to die from one of those freaking little turtles…tortoises, whatever the things with shells that walk on land. You tell the video game people…
Viv Drewa - The Owl Lady 