Tag Archive | Humor
…yeez wanna help a truly excellent cause? coz, here’s the SHADOWS AND LIGHT anthology… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…there’s seldom anything more satisfying than getting yerselves aligned with sum’thing truly worthwhile… Author pal, the redoubtable Andrew Scorah, triggered a tsunami of willing quill-scrapers, donating their short stories to the SHADOWS AND LIGHT collection… let him tell yeez what it’s all about: SHADOWS AND LIGHT TO BENEFIT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE…
…coz Fred showed me how to do it… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…I’ve long since wondered if I’m truly p’raps a closet engineer… despite the fact that anything mechanical I touch instantly (a) explodes (b) falls to bits, or (c) defies any of my efforts to get it to switch on… the reason for my wond’ring is that I’m fascinated by process……
…have yeez Gno-omes to go to?…#TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…I’m certain it’s part of the British DNA, or even more, specifically, the English DNA… queuing up… I posted recently my near-starting-the-Third-World-War incident for calling out a queue-jumper in the local bank the other day… pile that on top of the brainless nutters who either can’t read nor count at…
Jokes for July 30th
Originally posted on Mageowl's Blog:
Thanks for joining me again this Wednesday evening. I’ve got a few jokes for you tonight, they might not be great jokes, but it think you’ll get a few chuckles from them. what do… What do you eat to lose weight on a beach? Sea food (See food). What…
…what’s in a WURD?… I’m fluent in uttering Rubb-ish… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…it’s not classified as a foreign language, but the patois that used to pass as voice communication back where I grew up in Docklands Govan in Glasgow is still unintelligible to the bulk of the rest of Mankind… even other Scots folks visiting ‘Glesca’, where the Commonwealth Games are currently…
SO THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON “ANXIETY”?
Originally posted on nudge. wink. report.:
You’re sitting in the back seat of a car, staring out at the mountainside. It’s early morning and life is crashing around you like a Martian dome hit by an asteroid. You’re reviewing the road that lead to this particular disaster, wondering what you could’ve done differently. You could’ve…
How to keep a cat amused
Originally posted on Mageowl's Blog:
A cat is an unique creature, as such all cats need unique entertainment. Below you will find a few helpful hints to aid you in entertaining a a cat. The lazy way: A pool of catnip. If your cat likes catnip (what cat doesn’t?), a liberal amount of catnip…
Wacky musings and logic for July 28th
Originally posted on Mageowl's Blog:
Tonight I have some more wacky logic and thoughts for you. Let’s begin with wacky musings Wacky musings You hear people say that something drives them batty, what f a cat drives someone crazy? Would they be driven catty? If you tap dance in a bar, are you dancing…
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