Tag Archive | Humor
…Authors, there’s no need to sell yer soul to the Marketing Devil… just get yer promotional balance right… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…this ol’ Jurassic scribbler has been referred to more than once in the past as a ‘balanced Scotsman’—with a chip on each shoulder… that’s as may be, but I know for certain I’m a kinda 0% or 100% person in most of my undertakings… NUTHIN in between… when I threw…
…this is how this ol’ Scots Jurassic Author builds his crime thrillers…#TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…aficionados of the scribbling fraternity and sorority will be well-acquainted with the terms ‘pantser’ and ‘plotter’… are yeez the type of quill-scraper who lays down in minute detail everything that yer masterpiece will contain before yeez dive into yer writing? (plotter)… or are yeez the ‘fly-by-the-seat-of-yer-knickers’ kind of scrivener? (‘pantser’)… there’s…
…a rite of passage… when an Indie Author develops into a Self-Publishing Warrior… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…it seems like a hundred years ago now, when this ol’ Jurassic first stepped off the ’plane at Kai Tak Airport to take up a post in merchant banking in Hong Kong… ringing in my ears was the last thing the Director of the outfit told me in London after…
How to ruin any food: Ice Cream Cones
Originally posted on Mageowl's Blog:
Tonight we’re looking at ice Cream Cones and how to ruin them. This is strictly ice cream cones tonight, not floats or sundaes… we did those in previous posts. Before we begin, I want to offer these normal words of warning: ? WARNING: DO NOW READ ANY FURTHER IF…
Baking with cats
Originally posted on Mageowl's Blog:
First off, this post is about baking with cats that are curious about what you’re doing. I just wanted to clear up any confusion a normal person wouldn’t have had. So you want to bake with cats in your home. It’s not hard, you just have to factor in…
…a ‘Chinese burn’ with a different ‘twist’… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…it seems a lot of yeez enjoyed the (true) story I posted yesterday about the Society Dame in Noo Yawk and the Chinese gentleman… in similar vein, this may also tickle yeez… I WURKED for many years in Hong Kong, from 1980 onward, and thoroughly enjoyed the experiences there… the…
…you likee soupee?… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…having lived in the Far East and Middle East for the last 35 years, it never ceases to amaze me when I hear expatriates attempting to converse in English with people whose native tongue may not be the same as their own… the garbled ‘language’ they utilise when they talk…
…here’s a Guest Blogger who’ll delight yeez with her humour and in-yer-face wit… Author Heather Hill… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…Guest Bloggers come in all guises to this Web page… seldom have I had such a refreshing contributor as today’s pal, Author Heather Hill… her arachnically-challenged post itself will intrigue yeez, but I implore yeez (that’s ‘beg’, Mabel) to have a sneak view of her debut off’ring, ‘The New Mrs…
Jokes for July 23rd
Originally posted on Mageowl's Blog:
Thanks for joining me on this fine Wednesday night, I’ve got a few new joke and a few old jokes. I hope you enjoy. What kind of music do cats like? String music. What happens if a cat gets into a vat of butter while being chased by a…
…pass me the flame-thrower, Mabel… I’ll soon sort this rabble out… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
? …there are days, and I’m sure yeez all get them from time to time, when I just can’t hold my tongue… I know, I know, I know, some of yeez think I’m a born bletherer, but I mean the days when it’s impossible not to ‘go right ahead’… I…
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