Tag Archive | Humor
…as the man with the wooden leg said, ‘it’s a matter of a pinion’… how to sell yer books… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…if yeez see a bunch of ten guys in a bar discussing any sport yeez choose, chances are there’ll be ten different opinions on whatever the issue at hand… go to a coffee morning clutch with a dozen ladies talking about the previous night’s television soap opera episode… same thing—twelve…
Random thoughts for July 10th
Originally posted on Mageowl's Blog:
If cats made sense: The world would end It would rain when you wanted it to Ice cream would be free Faster than light travel would be a reality (for humans, cats already are that fast.) Translation of two cats interacting: Merger! -Let’s play! Mergerr! -Get away from me!…
…if yeez are of a squeamish nature, or easily frightened, read on no further… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…granted, I come from the nation that gave yeez ‘Braveheart’… but this ol’ Jurassic lays no claim to possessing fortitude and courage in great quantity… I’m even scared to watch cartoons like Little Red Riding Hood and, (yipes!), the Big Bad Wolf, let alone the Govan Jigsaw Massacre… up until…
Made in China #DC #politics #humor
Originally posted on penned in moon dust:
“Winner take all” “While Obama’s away, China’s buying up Washington.” “Gotta pay off the deficit somehow” ? I’m not a humorist or a political person. When I went to DC and saw the China sign below the Washington Memorial, the shot (and statement) was too good to pass…
Jokes for July 9th
Originally posted on Mageowl's Blog:
It’s Wednesday night and time for a new batch of jokes! I hope you enjoy these. Jokes, riddles and more One night in the old west, a group gathered for a game of poker on the range. Every player was experienced, but one player kept winning every hand. The…
How to name a cat
Originally posted on Mageowl's Blog:
So you have a new cat and you want a good name for him or her. There are as many different ideas on what makes a good name for a pt as there are people… perhaps more if you factor in the pets ideas. Now some people insist on…
…Ramadan Kareem… what business slowdown during the Holy Month?… not a bit of it… just re-timing… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…many of yeez who are unfamiliar with the Holy Month of Ramadan have asked me a question or two… such as, ‘how does business get affected?’… in essence of course, the Holy Month is precisely what it says, and all practicing Muslims adhere to the tenets involved, including fasting during…
… ‘To Weep Is Not A Shame’… for all those with unspoken personal inner conflicts… #TBSU…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…if yeez’ll bear with me today, and allow a wee post with less levity than my normal offerings… my recurrent chestnut is worth a shine… everyone, yes, everyone, yeez meet is fighting some sort of battle yeez know NUTHIN about… be kind, always… I’ve quoted it several times during the last…
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