Tag Archive | humour
Head to head…
Originally posted on Sue Vincent's Daily Echo:
Image: Pixabay “Guess what I’m reading next if I tell you the name of a drink,” said my son. He’d called while I was working and my mind was elsewhere as I finished typing the sentence. “Pan-galactic gargle blaster,” I replied. “Wha… how… whoa!” he spluttered. “Random…
The asymmetric small dog (or half a job well done…)
Originally posted on Sue Vincent's Daily Echo:
We all know the saga of Ani’s ablutions, How often I’ve tried, and run out of solutions, When dog into bathtub‘s a futile equation Regardless of bribery, guile or persuasion. A bath was required, I needed an answer, ‘Cause all on my own, I did not want…
Wash ‘n’ go
Originally posted on Sue Vincent's Daily Echo:
Image: Pixabay I took a book into the bathtub today It is something I used to like doing, But over the past many years, I would say I’ve grown expert at high speed shampooing. ‘Me time’ a concept that just passed me by Or abandoned somewhere long…
…Authors… Giveaways, Freebies and Promos are all a matter of balance…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…as a writer, I’m often asked, ‘why give yer stuff away for free?’… this ol’ Jurassic Scots scribbler can be as charitable as the next man… but, with a nod to my Caledonian heritage, and to quote a famous writer of the past, “…his generosity knows bounds!…” …delving into the wunnerful…
…the gift of sight… all too often among things I take for granted…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…as a wee lad of barely 4 years of age, this ol’ Scots Jurassic scribbler was already an avid reader… the local public library in Elder Park in Docklands, Govan in Glasgow, where I grew up, was an oasis in an area deprived of many things… the junior section encouraged…
How To Motivate Yourself To Exercise.
Originally posted on Some Words That Say What I Think:
When I first started doing exercise, I found it quite hard to motivate myself so I bought an ambitious amount of sportswear in the hope that wearing it would help me get into the mind-set of an athlete. I reasoned that, if I looked like…