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…as a quill-scraper, are yeez an Author?… are yeez a Voice?… are yeez a Brand?… yes!… yes!… and yes!…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…in some of the science fiction movies, yer heroes and heroines are often endowed with the ability to clone themselves… to be more than one thing at the one time… to be in more than one location at the one time… and as yeez sat there in the cinema kids’…
…of shampoos, hair conditioners and mobile phones…
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…I remember with a smile, some years ago, watching an episode of the David Letterman Show… in the course of his monologue he told the audience of his experience that morning in the shower… when he had finished his morning ritual, he realised that he had used the hair conditioner…
…look who yeez have coming to dinner…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…I’m getting fascinating feedback from this posting I threw on to Facebook this morning: …here’s a wee bit of Facebook distraction for yeez (as if we need any more, right!)… imagine yerself as the host or hostess at a dinner party where you are able to invite twelve other real…
…Reviews for Authors… yeez can hear we scribblers sing it, ‘You Are So Beautiful To Me’…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…most self-respecting quill-scrapers worth the label will admit it’s nice to have sales… yer bills have to be paid… yer candles for the virtually-lit garret have to be bought… that sneaky wee thing called ‘Life’ sum’times requires income… moolah… folding stuff… squiggles on the credit side of yer bank account……
…my first paid honest day’s work… I was nine years old…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…when yeez become a quill-scraper, lots of people are genuinely interested to know from where yeez conjure up yer characters… for this ol’ Jurassic, a simple delve back into my formative youth in Docklands Govan in Glasgow provides a mix of many colourful personalities… our family lived on the ground…
…it’s deja vu, all over again, Mabel… when yeez need a friend…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…this ol’ Jurassic’s been around long enuff to believe in the truism that plenty of us can have hundreds of acquaintances, maybe even more for the ultra-gregarious among us… but few in our midst have more than a handful or two of enduring friendships … the kind of bonding unblemished…
…that Penelope Dreadfulle woman from Blackfriars Courant has pegged my character hero, Jack Calder in an interview… WURLD exclusive…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…Jack..Jack… how could yeez let yer guard down to talk to Ms Dreadfulle about herself… yes, yes… I know she’s got her ‘ways’….but, ye’ve got yer image to think of, man… here’s what the woman wrote on her web page, http://blackfriarscourant.wordpress.com : Exclusive Interview with Jack Calder of International Security…
…a wee sense of perspective for this ol’ Jurassic Author…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…I wonder how many of yeez Lads and Lassies of Blog Land can remember, as I can, those terror-laced school days when yer school teacher was mad at yeez… it could have been coz yeez were ‘talking too loudly at the back, there, Master Gallacher’… or a professorial outrage fuelled…
…watch what yeez bid for in a charity auction in Hong Kong… yeez might end up in sumb’dy’s novel…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…so yeez have to ask yerselves… what do one of Hong Kong’s best Independent Financial Advisers and an Andy McNab special operations agent have in common?… they both rejoice in the name of Dino Zavagno… with a name like that, how much of a coincidence can that be?… well, I…