Tag Archive | humour
Laryngitis and a Polygamous Relationship with an Aldi Raspberry Sorbet
Originally posted on Suzie Speaks:
Last weekend I felt really rough. I put it down to being hungover after going out with my friend to celebrate her birthday on Saturday night – my failing voice and sore throat was initially thought to have been caused by singing a bit too enthusiastically as I was dancing…
Busy doing nothing…
Originally posted on Sue Vincent's Daily Echo:
Half ten at night and I still don’t have a post ready for morning. I’ve been sitting at the desk for far too long, with minor excursions to feed me, the fish and the dog… not necessarily in that order… and walk at least two of us.…
…the beauty of the ear is in the lobe of the beholder…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…it takes a l-oooooooooo-ng time for this ol’ Scots Jurassic to adapt to new things… I didn’t start wearing long trousers until I was about 15 years old… when I acquire a new cellphone (I believe they’re called ‘mobile phones’ now), it takes an absolute age for me to understand…
…from Goonhilly Downs… to the WURLD…
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…11th July, 1962… prob’ly not a date that gets instant recall in the minds of most people… I remember the occasion, but not the date itself… the first ever transatlantic satellite television signal between the USA and Goonhilly Downs in Cornwall on the West Coast of England… black and white television…
Enforced abstention
Originally posted on Sue Vincent's Daily Echo:
I’ve been living on just toast and yoghurt this week, Which is okay, but not all that nice, And especially when there is chocolate around, I admit, a perennial vice. But my innards are wonky, my back has gone south And my throat is all miserable too,…
…to what depths in Hell has Humanity sunk?
Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…apparently from April 16th, 2018, in certain parts of England, it will be officially a crime for homeless street people to ask the public for help or for money… please read that again, and let it sink in… IT WILL BE A CRIME TO ASK FOR HELP OR FOR MONEY…