Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…this ol’ Jurassic has opined on here often enuff before now that I believe that if yeez scribble just one WURD of writing or blogging, then yeez are already a Writer or a Blogger… however, should there ever be a need to determine further that exalted condition, consider this… yeez…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…hiding yer light under a bushel is okay if yeez are into deflected interior decorating illumination… but for quill-scrapers, that serves little or no purpose… make no mistake, I am fervently anti-spamming… however, it behoves every scribbler showing any of their wee masterpieces out there in the public domain, gently, gently,…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…Dear Aunty Helpline… …by this time, I should know already how best to maximise my participation in Goodreads… but… but… I can do the Rubik Cube… I’m a wizz at Sudoko… yer quadratic equations?… no problem… speak a blethering tongueful of languages… easy… but figure out how an Author is supposed to…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…this ol’ Jurassic makes no secret of the fact that he LUVS good food… witness, a waistline prob’ly ‘a-hem’ inches tighter than it should be, and a weighing-scale marker sum’what higher than most GPs would recommend for an almost-iconic Author like me… my range of menu preference would do justice to…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…readers, by and large, are clever, intelligent folks… they can also often be dismissive of shoddy WURK from an Author, regardless of how vaunted that writer’s celebrity may be… the basic mystery novel, and much of crime stories will frequently hold wee ‘pointers’ toward the eventual denouement of the plot……

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
…over on Facebook today, my great pal Authoress, Fiona Quinn asks a coupla questions about mens’ fashion, such as ‘mens’ purses’, ‘tight-fits-above-the-ankle wear’ and suchlike… to we common or garden, (or p’raps common or heather-laden moor) barbarians of North Britain the situation is never under doubt… yeez’ll be aware that…

Originally posted on Seumas Gallacher:
..a wee change of pace from my usual content, and I’ll ask yeez to bear with it, and read it through to the end… when Master Gallacher was all of fourteen years old, most of the non-school hours were spent playing football with my pals on the spare ground close…