“Where do you find inspiration? It’s usually right where you left it.”
-The Stand Up Sit Down Book Club
“The world is a wacky place, and I’m gonna be the one to whack it.”
-The Stand Up Sit Down Book Club
“That’s the thing about hope – it floats. Like that movie. You know the one? Yeah, Dracula 2000.”
-The Stand Up Sit Down Book Club
“You can’t spell ‘compassion’ without ‘compass’, and you can’t spell ‘compass’ without ‘ass’. What I’m trying to say is that, if you follow your ass, it will lead you to compassion, which, I guess, is nice.”
-The Stand Up Sit Down Book Club
“You’re not writing this down, are you?”
-The Stand Up Sit Down Book Club
“Come back here, you nerd! Those words are my intellectual property!”
-The Stand Up Sit Down Book Club
“Give me that stupid notebook! You can’t print this!…
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