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If cats could change the world

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If cats could change the world, here are a few things that they would insist upon:

  • Catnip would grow like weeds everywhere.
  • Cream would be readily available for all cats.
  • Everyone would stop and scratch any ears that is itchy.
  • Anchovies would be served at every meal.
  • Cat food would come in three flavors, fish, poultry and mouse.
  • All electronic devices would be set down for any cat to walk oversleep on.

The main employments of humans would be as follows:

  1. Ear scratcher
  2. Belly rubber
  3. Can opener
  4. Toy maker
  5. Lap holder

Every meal would consist of:

  • A salad of catnip
  • A entrée of moist food
  • A desert of ice cream would round off the meal

A short list of things that cats would ban:

  1. Dogs
  2. Broccoli
  3. Pills and other medication for cats.
  4. Cloudy days

I hope this post has given you new insight into cats. Please feel free to add…

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About The Owl Lady

Viv Drewa is a Michigan native who has enjoyed reading and writing since 1963. Though she studied medicinal chemistry at the University of Michigan, her passion has always been writing. She had been awarded third place for her nonfiction short story about her grandfather's escape from Poland. Later, she rewrote this story and was published in the "Polish American Journal" as "From the Pages of Grandfather's Life" and has republished it on Amazon.com as a short story. Viv took creative and journalism courses to help in her transition to fulfill her dream of becoming a writer. She worked as an intern for Port Huron's 'The Times Herald", and also wrote, edited and did the layout or the Blue Water Multiple Sclerosis newsletter "Thumb Prints." She also has a business promoting authors. Owl and Pussycat Book Promotions. Viv, her husband Bob and their cat Princess, live in Fort Gratiot, Michigan.

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