Thanks for reading my blog this Wednesday evening, I hope you’re ready for a bunch of jokes! These jokes might not be good, but I think they are funny, I hope you agree!
What did…
What did the tooth say to the apple?
I’ll bite you later.
What did the bat say to the ball after the ball insulted the bats lineage?
I’ll hit you for that!
What did the cat do to distract the blogger from his post?
Sit on the keyboard, try to bite the case, anything he could thing of.
What did the thief wear to ensure he wouldn’t be caught?
He wore slippers!
An odd joke
A man had an excellent day at the races, he won nearly every race he bet on. One thing was odd, however, the winning horse in every race he won only won by a nose.
Finally a jockey stopped him…
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