Tonight I’ve got several new jokes for you. They aren’t good jokes, but I think you might get a few laughs out of them. I hope you enjoy.
Whats
What’s the difference between a weather forecaster and a politician?
One talks about hot breezes, the other talks hot air.
What does a slow race car and a politician have in common?
They both go a mile a minute.
What do you can a fish that lives in the desert?
Sandy.
What sport is played in the kitchen?
Bowling
Whys
Why did the parrot quote Shakespear?
The real question is if the parrot was a bee or not a be.
Why did the baseball club fill it’s stands with blowers?
They needed more fans.
Why did the bookshelf keep losing it’s books?
The cat scared the Dickens out of it.
Joke
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