Tonight I’ve got several new jokes for you. They aren’t good jokes, but I think you might get a few laughs out of them. I hope you enjoy.
What’s the difference between a weather forecaster and a politician?
One talks about hot breezes, the other talks hot air.
What does a slow race car and a politician have in common?
They both go a mile a minute.
What do you can a fish that lives in the desert?
What sport is played in the kitchen?
Why did the parrot quote Shakespear?
The real question is if the parrot was a bee or not a be.
Why did the baseball club fill it’s stands with blowers?
They needed more fans.
Why did the bookshelf keep losing it’s books?
The cat scared the Dickens out of it.
A gypsy, a beggar and a cleric walked past…
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