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Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Girl: Yes, February 14th.

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Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”

Boy: “Really?”

Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
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Roses are red, violets are blue. If he’s busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you!

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Every Valentine’s Day our campus newspaper has a section for student messages. Last year my roommate surprised his girlfriend with roses and dinner at a fancy restaurant. When they returned from their date, she leafed through the paper to see if he had written a note to her. Near the bottom of one page she found: “Bonnie—What are you looking here for? Aren’t dinner and flowers enough? Love, Scott.”

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My high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on…