On the Medical Front
Statistically…. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass.
Some of us are not quite up to scratch with medical terminology and things get lost in translation.
Artery – The study of paintings
Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria
Barium – What doctors do when patients die
Benign – What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section – A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan – Searching for Kitty
Cauterize – Made eye contact with her
Colic – A sheep dog
Coma – A punctuation mark
Dilate – To live…
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