Austin arrives for his first interview. As he walks on stage, someone throws her panties at him, which he manages to dodge. He’s somewhat taken aback by the enthusiastic greeting he gets from the audience.
The audience erupted again. Fortunately, no more panties flew on the stage.
“I think the question burning on everyone’s lips—is this: Is that really your bum or a very buff body double?”
Austin sat down again, smirking saucily. “I don’t like to brag, Liz. But I do think it’s well known that I perform all my own—stunts.” He winked wickedly, smoothing his tie.
“I don’t suppose we could convince you to give us a peek?”
“I would, love, but I’m afraid it would cause a riot.”
“So, tell us about all this Irving business. What really happened?”
“Honestly, I don’t know. I thought we got along well, but our styles didn’t mesh. I regret what’s…
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