After a moment or two of deliberation, I called Alyce. Fortunately, she answered.
“Parker!” she screeched. Alyce is a very loud girl. Nothing wrong with that, just a fact. She is enthusiastic and used to admire my performance in a very vocal manner. Does great things for a man’s ego, let me tell you. I did some of my best work with Alyce. Not sure why she always calls me by the character’s name….
“I hear you wanna kill me off.”
“Truly, I don’t, but it upsets Tito.”
“What-o?”
“Tee toe,” she said slowly. “He’s jealous of Parker.”
“Why the hell?”
She lowered her voice, which meant she was talking in a normal volume for most people. “He thinks you’re better in bed than him.”
“Am I?”
“Parker!”
“See, it doesn’t help that you always call me that. It makes me seem real to him. If you called me….” I…
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